10 Things I Care About…
- You
- My teeth
- Making the world a better place
- SIMPLE Christianity: Love God, Love each other
- The “science” of relationships between men/women
- Becoming a responsible MAN
- Leaving a legacy
- Family
- Being the best darn “Bill” that I can
- Being/becoming the “Bill” that God had in mind
10 Things I Don’t Care About…
- Global warming
- Oprah
- Saving the (whales, dolphins, tree frogs, North African Singing Beach Whales…whatever)
- How much money you make/how many toys you can buy
- Soy products
- Hummus
- Your idea of what church/a Christian should look like
- Making a lot of money
- Drama
- Cats
10 Things That Piss Me Off…
- Fake people
- Super Christians
- Bad drivers
- Arrogance
- High maintenance girls
- “The world owes me” mentality
- Extra innings in an already too long baseball game
- My thinning hair
- MySpace
- Liars
10 Things That Make Me Smile…
- Thoughts of “her”
- Hope
- Believing that my God is crazy about me
- Food!
- Witnessing the Lions complete a NFL first 0-16 record
- Hindsight
- Well-placed sarcasm
- A witty, challenging conversation
- My doggies
- Receiving packages in the mail
10 Things I Keep Quiet About But Won’t Deny…
- I like Hannah Montana
- I can’t stand Star Wars
- I can’t stand Star Trek
- I say “pop” instead of “soda” or “coke”
- I’m a Lions fan
- I could easily sleep past 10am any day of the week
- I was 5′, 85lbs, and had braces when I was in 9th grade
- I’m fairly good with computers
- I love American Idol
- I’m thoroughly addicted to Twitter
10 Things I Don’t Like About Christianity…
- It’s sooooo easy to get lost in the weeds
- Every preacher claims to be hearing from God, but they preach such drastically different messages/themes/ideas/theology
- Televangelists
- Hypocrisy
- Legalism
- Separation of denominations
- Doubt/unbelief/unanswered questions
- A lot of the OT
- Know-it-all Christians
- The bumper stickers/t-shirts
10 Things I Could Eat Daily…
- Steak
- Lasagna
- Sushi from Wasabi
- A Carmello candy bar
- Ice cream
- Cake
- Mom’s cooking
- Texas Toast garlic bread
- OTB Chips n Salsa
- A piece of fruit
10 Things I’m Looking For In “Her”…
- Passion for Christ
- Inner beauty
- Passion for me
- Outer beauty
- Passion for our relationship
- My #1 cheerleader
- Passion for others
- Family oriented
- Passion for life in general
- The ability to act like a complete idiot with me
10 Things I Will Teach My Kids…
- Daddy loves you
- Daddy is proud of you
- There is NOTHING you can do to earn daddy’s love. He already loves you the most he can
- Daddy will always be there for you
- Jesus first
- Family second
- Everything else prioritized accordingly
- Respect
- Responsibility
- Daddy loves mommy, respects her, honors her, and adores her
10 Things You’ll Find In My Bedroom…
- Dog cages
- 2 broken printers
- Sun Ripened Raspberry body spray (my FAV smell ever. No, I don’t wear it)
- An empty cup to fill with water when I inevitably wake up thirsty each night
- A book on atheism that a guy from FriendlyChristian.com sent me
- A dog laying on my bed even though they’re not supposed to be
- A handwritten copy of Philippians 1:6
- Christmas lights
- Me. Napping.
- A computer running the RC of Windows 7
Bonus: 10 Things You Won’t Catch Me Dead Doing…
- Eating a tomato
- Watching Survivor
- Watching Dancing With The Stars
- Admiring my newly grown mustache
- Polishing my photography skills
- Online dating
- Staying up late to watch NASCAR
- Admiring my extensive collection of country music in iTunes
- Petting my new kitten
- Tucking my t-shirt into my shorts
Great news! Cnn.com has released a list of the 25 best cities for Americans to find a job. Considering our current economic crisis, this list couldn’t be better news…
Or could it…
Topping the list, none other than beautiful Sioux Falls, South Dakota!
Like we didn’t already know that, though. Who hasn’t spent hours online viewing the beautiful sites of Sioux Falls, SD? It’s #1 position is a given.
As if Sioux Falls, SD isn’t tempting enough, the number two position is held by none other than Rapid City, South Dakota!
Heck yes!! A twofer!
Positions three and four are cities that you and I have only dreamed of relocating to: Idaho Falls, Idaho, and Bismark, North Dakota.
Yes, you read that correctly: you have the choice of moving to either South OR North Dakota while still staying in the top 5 of best cities to find a job.
Jackpot!
I won’t list great every city in this list of 25, as I’m sure you’re already drooling and/or packing your bags.
The insensitive jerk that I am, though, I will offer a teaser list of the remaining cities:
- Morgantown, West Virginia
- Casper, Wyoming
- Billings, Montana
- Ames, Iowa
- Portsmouth, New Hampshire
- Provo, Utah
Go ahead, pinch yourself. This isn’t a dream. This is reality, baby. America’s finest is calling your name.
“Come to me. I have a job waiting for you,” softly whispers North Dakota. Her seduction is matched only by her beauty.
This article might be the best news I’ve ever read.
There is hope after all.
I used to drink a lot. Whenever my friends and I were drinking and a rockin’ 80’s song would play, everyone in the party inevitable began to move:
- Heads would bob.
- Lips moved to the lyrics.
- Feet tapped.
- Smile muscles were exercised.
- Sneaky comments were made: “Oooh, I love this song…haha” (jokingly said but seriously meant).
It was then that I realized an important life fact: most people are undercover 80’s music fans but are too proud to admit it. Under the influence of the “truth serum,” their true feelings for the decade of glam, guitar solos, and hair will surface.
Soon after, I came out of the 80’s closet. I suggest you do the same.
It’s liberating.
The music rocks, stop denying it.
Accept it.
Live it.
Love it.
Cuz you know you need it.
And then you’ll be able to openly enjoy your love of a great decade of jams.
If I may…
You’re is a contraction. It stands for “you are.” In context: “You’re my best friend.“
Your is a pronoun. It indicates possession. In context: “I am your best friend.“
I don’t know why, but I’m STILL blown away at the absolute disregard that people have for grammar/spelling online. Dictionary.com is a helpful site. Google will even correct your spelling errors.
Perhaps I’m being a bit anal, but elementary grammar/spelling errors make a person look, well, elementary.
When things seem most out of control…He is most in control! We cannot proclaim to be believers in the Sovereignty of God and then freak out at the first sign of the wheels coming off!
Understand this…no matter what happens…no matter WHAT happens…God is still God…He still reigns…He is not worried…we shouldn’t be either!
-Perry Noble
I’ve bit my tongue long enough.
I’m blown away, and I exaggerate not, at how Hollywood has come together as one to fully support the Democrats while throwing Republicans under the bus.
I know Hollywood is dominated by a bunch of liberal socialists (redundant?), but this is incredible.
If you’re a Democrat, you’re cool…hip…smart. You laugh at the Republicans. You look at them like they’re a bunch of drooling idiots. Don’t believe me? Turn on any main stream somewhat political TV show, watch an award show, etc.
If you’re a republican, you’re old-fashioned, living in the dark ages, and have a 3-foot stick shoved up your…
Our country is becoming sooooooooo liberal. It makes me sick.
I’ve never seen such support of a presidential candidate/president elect. T-shirts, parties, bumper stickers, people crying out of joy…it’s amazing. And when I think of what he stands for and I see how people still LOVE him, I’m actually scared.
Personally, I don’t want this new government’s version of “change.” I want to be left alone. I want less government. Much less.
It’ll be a fun 4 or more years. I’m actually excited, but that’s just because I’m a bit sick in the head. I’ll admit, McCain would prob have been a bit of a bore. I see nothing but adventure under the Obama administration.
None of what I said has ANYTHING to do with my Christian faith. Christian DOES NOT should not equal Republican.
Also, I fully support President Bush just as I will fully support President Obama. He is the leader that is appointed over me and I accept and respect that.
Edit: I echo what my pastor Greg Surratt wrote:
- I will pray for him and our country.
- I will assume his motives are good, giving him the benefit of the doubt.
- I will not speak ill of him, even if I don’t always agree with him.
- I will cast off the spirit of cynicism, and be a positive force for good.
I’m home alone right now. I feel my weakest and most vulnerable when I’m by myself.
These are the moments that I need to shine.
And although I feel alone, I know I am not.

I am never alone
*Random pic, random girl. Flickr advanced search = fantastic images for blogs.
I certainly don’t mean this post to be offensive. If it offends you, though…well, then it offends you.
I am sick and tired of calling [large] companies for techinical support and:
- Receiving “help” from someone who doesn’t speak my language
- Dealing with the phone noise that is produced when the person on the other end of the phone is on the opposite side of the world
- Receiving “help” from someone who is technically incompetent
- Receiving “help” from someone who couldn’t care less about their job
- Dealing with lengthy “press 1 for…, press 2 for…” recordings, only to repeat ALL OF THE SAME information to the tech once she fields my call
Big companies (HP, Microsoft, Dell, Verizon, etc): your horrendous excuse for techinical support is nothing short of a slap in the face. I do everything I can to avoid the hellish experience of calling you guys. Sacrifice some of your next billion and put it towards a decent tech support department.
What awful business. You should be ashamed.
Just when I thought that Microsoft had surrendered the commercial business to Apple. Fantastic job, fellas!

