Just Bill Helping Brett Favre

I wonder why Brett Favre doesn’t just move on. Doesn’t he realize that he’s making a fool of himself? I’d argue that this Brett Favre back and forth nonsense is worse than Michael Jordan coming back to play for the stupid Wizards.

Here are 3 suggestions as to what Brett Favre can do instead of play football:

1. Teach sissies like me how to grow a real man’s beard
2. Spend a few hours in the courtroom changing the spelling of his last name to F-A-R-V-E
3. Watch 16 years of footage of himself embarrassing my Detroit Lions.

Those are just my suggestions. I’m sure there are better ones.