Just Bill Critiquing The Olympics

It’s not fair that a guy named Bolt is allowed to compete in the sprinting events in the Olympics.

It’s like competing in a gymnastics event against a girl named Flexible.

Or in a a volleyball match against Spike and Serve.

Or a weightlifting competition against Hercules.

Or a Judo match against Sensei.

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Or a swim meet against a guy named Phelps.