If This Doesn’t Pump You Up, I Don’t Know What Will

Great news! Cnn.com has released a list of the 25 best cities for Americans to find a job. Considering our current economic crisis, this list couldn’t be better news…

Or could it…

Topping the list, none other than beautiful Sioux Falls, South Dakota!

Like we didn’t already know that, though. Who hasn’t spent hours online viewing the beautiful sites of Sioux Falls, SD? It’s #1 position is a given.

As if Sioux Falls, SD isn’t tempting enough, the number two position is held by none other than Rapid City, South Dakota!

Heck yes!! A twofer!

Positions three and four are cities that you and I have only dreamed of relocating to: Idaho Falls, Idaho, and Bismark, North Dakota.

Yes, you read that correctly: you have the choice of moving to either South OR North Dakota while still staying in the top 5 of best cities to find a job.

Jackpot!

I won’t list great every city in this list of 25, as I’m sure you’re already drooling and/or packing your bags.

The insensitive jerk that I am, though, I will offer a teaser list of the remaining cities:

• Morgantown, West Virginia
• Casper, Wyoming
• Billings, Montana
• Ames, Iowa
• Portsmouth, New Hampshire
• Provo, Utah

Go ahead, pinch yourself. This isn’t a dream. This is reality, baby. America’s finest is calling your name.

“Come to me. I have a job waiting for you,” softly whispers North Dakota. Her seduction is matched only by her beauty.

This article might be the best news I’ve ever read.

There is hope after all.