10 Things 10 Times

10 Things I  Care About…

1. You
2. My teeth
3. Making the world a better place
4. SIMPLE Christianity: Love God, Love each other
5. The “science” of relationships between men/women
6. Becoming a responsible MAN
7. Leaving a legacy
8. Family
9. Being the best darn “Bill” that I can
10. Being/becoming the “Bill” that God had in mind

10 Things I Don’t Care About…

1. Global warming
2. Oprah
3. Saving the (whales, dolphins, tree frogs, North African Singing Beach Whales…whatever)
4. How much money you make/how many toys you can buy
5. Soy products
6. Hummus
7. Your idea of what church/a Christian should look like
8. Making a lot of money
9. Drama
10. Cats

10 Things That Piss Me Off…

1. Fake people
2. Super Christians
3. Bad drivers
4. Arrogance
5. High maintenance girls
6. “The world owes me” mentality
7. Extra innings in an already too long baseball game
8. My thinning hair
9. MySpace
10. Liars

10 Things That Make Me Smile…

1. Thoughts of “her”
2. Hope
3. Believing that my God is crazy about me
4. Food!
5. Witnessing the Lions complete a NFL first 0-16 record
6. Hindsight
7. Well-placed sarcasm
8. A witty, challenging conversation
9. My doggies
10. Receiving packages in the mail

10 Things I Keep Quiet About But Won’t Deny…

1. I like Hannah Montana
2. I can’t stand Star Wars
3. I can’t stand Star Trek
4. I say “pop” instead of “soda” or “coke”
5. I’m a Lions fan
6. I could easily sleep past 10am any day of the week
7. I was 5′, 85lbs, and had braces when I was in 9th grade
8. I’m fairly good with computers
9. I love American Idol
10. I’m thoroughly addicted to Twitter

10 Things I Don’t Like About Christianity…

1. It’s sooooo easy to get lost in the weeds
2. Every preacher claims to be hearing from God, but they preach such drastically different messages/themes/ideas/theology
3. Televangelists
4. Hypocrisy
5. Legalism
6. Separation of denominations
7. Doubt/unbelief/unanswered questions
8. A lot of the OT
9. Know-it-all Christians
10. The bumper stickers/t-shirts

10 Things I Could Eat Daily…

1. Steak
2. Lasagna
3. Sushi from Wasabi
4. A Carmello candy bar
5. Ice cream
6. Cake
7. Mom’s cooking
8. Texas Toast garlic bread
9. OTB Chips n Salsa
10. A piece of fruit

10 Things I’m Looking For In “Her”…

1. Passion for Christ
2. Inner beauty
3. Passion for me
4. Outer beauty
5. Passion for our relationship
6. My #1 cheerleader
7. Passion for others
8. Family oriented
9. Passion for life in general
10. The ability to act like a complete idiot with me

10 Things I Will Teach My Kids…

1. Daddy loves you
2. Daddy is proud of you
3. There is NOTHING you can do to earn daddy’s love. He already loves you the most he can
4. Daddy will always be there for you
5. Jesus first
6. Family second
7. Everything else prioritized accordingly
8. Respect
9. Responsibility
10. Daddy loves mommy, respects her, honors her, and adores her

10 Things You’ll Find In My Bedroom…

1. Dog cages
2. 2 broken printers
3. Sun Ripened Raspberry body spray (my FAV smell ever. No, I don’t wear it)
4. An empty cup to fill with water when I inevitably wake up thirsty each night
5. A book on atheism that a guy from FriendlyChristian.com sent me
6. A dog laying on my bed even though they’re not supposed to be
7. A handwritten copy of Philippians 1:6
8. Christmas lights
9. Me. Napping.
10. A computer running the RC of Windows 7

Bonus: 10 Things You Won’t Catch Me Dead Doing…

1. Eating a tomato
2. Watching Survivor
3. Watching Dancing With The Stars
4. Admiring my newly grown mustache
5. Polishing my photography skills
6. Online dating
7. Staying up late to watch NASCAR
8. Admiring my extensive collection of country music in iTunes
9. Petting my new kitten
10. Tucking my t-shirt into my shorts