According to ESPN.com, “Ohio State coach Jim Tressel says it’s doubtful that starting tailback Chris “Beanie” Wells will play Saturday night against top-ranked USC.”
That makes me sad.
Why?
Because now OSU fans will have an excuse when they get their butts handed to them next weekend.
Is it ok to pray for a blowout? Honestly, like 77-0. That would be nice. They’re almost as terrible of a good team as the 20-something-wins-in-a-row Houston Rockets. Enough is enough already.
If I ever own a fast food restaurant, I will fire any/all of my employees who have horrible attitudes like 99.9% of the fast food employees nowadays do (Chick-Fil-A excluded – their employees rock!).
No regrets, no second thoughts – gone.
I wonder why so many fast food joints put up with such low quality, bad attitude, careless, rude workers…
Not on my watch.
A bit creepy but funny.
Yesterday I swallowed my pride and utilized my school’s math tutoring program.
Me – a 29 year old professional. 5 years military experience. Been around the world. Worked in the corporate world for over 3 years. Well paid, well trained.
My tutor – an 18 year old girl who received a text message from her “BFF” while we were working.
Embarrassing. Oh well.
In 1997 I told a friend that I didn’t like AC/DC.
Dude, they put on a better live show than any band I’ve ever seen. Their sound and stage presence are amazing!
Sold, I spent the next 11 years convinced that AC/DC is a fantastic band, all in the mean time feeling like I was lying to myself.
2 days ago I was listening to the radio while driving home from school. AC/DC was on two radio stations and the rest were playing commercials. Annoyed with my lack of decent listening options, I vocalized my subconscious disgust:
AC/DC sucks!
“AC/DC sucks.” I had no idea that one small spoken phrase could be so theraputic! I immediately felt the weight lifted off my shoulders. I was free.
For those (about to rock – hehe) who might disagree, please read the following list as to why AC/DC sucks:
- have you heard the singer’s voice? There’s nothing good about it.
- same tired guitar riff, different song.
- same simple drum beat, different song.
- how many songs about partying can one band write???
- repetitive….repetitive…repetitive…repetitive…repetitive…
- they won’t go away
So, friend who “convinced” me that AC/DC is awesome – I am slave to your evil ways no more!
AC/DC sucks! 
It’s not fair that a guy named Bolt is allowed to compete in the sprinting events in the Olympics.
It’s like competing in a gymnastics event against a girl named Flexible.
Or in a a volleyball match against Spike and Serve.
Or a weightlifting competition against Hercules.
Or a Judo match against Sensei.
…
Or a swim meet against a guy named Phelps. 
I drank an ice cold Corona last night. Beer is simply delicious.
Christians aren’t supposed to say that kinda stuff though.
In front of me is my class schedule for the fall semester. As of today, it has been drastically changed:
- Botany
- Human Anatomy w/lab
- College Algebra
- Music Appreciation
- Survey of the Old Testament
Heck freakin’ yeah, dude! Rock that new ’stache like it’s cool!
Huh? This? Oh, it's my new mustache. Yeah, it only took a week to grow. No big deal
I wonder why Brett Favre doesn’t just move on. Doesn’t he realize that he’s making a fool of himself? I’d argue that this Brett Favre back and forth nonsense is worse than Michael Jordan coming back to play for the stupid Wizards.
Here are 3 suggestions as to what Brett Favre can do instead of play football:
- Teach sissies like me how to grow a real man’s beard
- Spend a few hours in the courtroom changing the spelling of his last name to F-A-R-V-E
- Watch 16 years of footage of himself embarrassing my Detroit Lions.
Those are just my suggestions. I’m sure there are better ones.
